For BAAAAARF

Oh, there are no words.

OK, maybe there are some. "Home," to a place where your beloved has no qualms about getting a woman pregnant who does not want a child. "Home" to a place where that same man is willing to give that child a life where she will surely figure out that mom didn't want her. "Home" to a place where dad's been sniffing around his old girlfriend since well before he was divorced. "Home" to a man who had a really weird hairy growth on his lip for years and never seemed to notice it.

Home sweet home indeed.